Shall we …

..introduce what was called the Family Benefit (paid to the mother) and make it so that it can be cashed in as a deposit on a house?

..take half the form filling out of the teacher’s routine tasks? Like from  next Monday?

..organise a system at A & E where nurses at reception sort you into groups – urgent/see ASAP/can wait a couple of hours/ here’s a couple of paracetamol, go home?.

..organise train services so they come up to Otaki and provide the same services everyone else on the Kapiti coast gets?

..stop fireworks sales?

..put more money into training teachers to teach te reo Maori?

..get over ourselves and treat immigrants like we’d like to be treated if we had to emigrate to a strange country…remember a lot of them don’t have a choice..

..convince Neighbourly I don’t want their sodding emails? Hey darlings I know you’re only trying to be helpful but I’ve asked you many times to unsubscribe me, just do it, ok?

..never ever take notice of anyone at the bank who suggests you wipe your history so you can get through to them – you get through to them all right but you wipe all your passwords for everything else and have to do them all again…

…pay all cleaners the living wage? This means the one who works for you, darling, like if the State only pays them the the minimum, top it up, OK?

 

 

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