Look it’s time you stopped all this whining and snake’s hair and such. I mean Zeus was just having fun okay?
Sure he raped you and then you got your head cut off but you shouldn’t have made such a big fuss? I mean we all know what Zeus is like when he gets angry?
Yeah yeah, you went to the police and took out a restraining order? It’s a piece of paper Medusa, get a life, what the hell use is a piece of paper?
How many times did I tell you these things don’t work?
Of course he took no notice. He’s the god of gods, you know that. We can’t afford a war with Rome at the moment. Zeus has diplomatic immunity anyway.
My advice is to cut off the snakes, buy a nice blonde wig, and apologise.
Piss off?
He’s the god of gods, Medusa, he can put your head back on your shoulders.
You wouldn’t do that for a Trojan horse full of diamonds?
Do you want everyone to think you’re a ball-breaking shrew – or worse, a feminist? – or worse worse a lesbian feminist?
So? Nobody’s perfect.
Oh Medusa…
Renée
