(For Dr Chris)
Darling, I will only do death
one more time. I was invited to a mass
suicide but am unable to attend.
It’s true – this grandma is officially
‘not for regeneration.’ Had it tattooed
on the chest, in Times New Roman.
Since I embraced mortality, I appreciate
clemencies of schedule. I have learned
superb care of my body – no gluttony
no more overdoses. No adventure without
safety muff or helmet. I swallow an anti-bacterial
twice a day, once a week I flush my colon.
If I suffer a want, I casually unbutton
so the notification is visible. Everybody loves
a mortal. It’s my ticket, I receive many
non-lethal hits from celebrities. So thankful
I had the foresight to select a clear, understated
font. A sign of class, don’t you agree?
Sandi Sartorelli
